Category Archives: Humour

Customers vs Prospects

Here’s a joke.. It’s an oldie but a goodie. A guy dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter says: “Although you qualify for heaven, I’ll give you the option of staying here or going to hell. I’ll even let you spend a day in each place before you decide.” So the dead man spends the first day in heaven, which is quiet and relaxed. On Day Two, one of Satan’s sales reps shows the guy around hell – where everyone’s partying like it’s 1999. On the third day the dead guy informs Saint Peter: “As much

How’s My Blue Steel ???

I’ll keep this short… See, somehow I’ve wound up as a wildcard in the 2008 Cleo Bachelor Of The Year Awards and need you help (I can’t believe I am actually asking this) It started out as “a joke” to me, but now I find myself in the top 10 and my competitive juices have kicked in… So if you can please spare 11 seconds, give yourself a giggle and vote for me, it would be greatly appreciated. I know this is very very shallow, completely pointless and somewhat humiliating but it is kinda fun too. Thanks again… Pete p.s

A Funny Read…

One of my business partners Adam (the one pointing in the post below) just sent me this…You may have heard about this on the news recently, causing a bit of uproar. Some girl posted this on craigslist and expected legitimate answers. The second post is one of the replies she got. “I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep

Loyal, Hardworking and Drunk Employee….

On the weekend we took some of the team from Infiniti Telecommunications to Derby Day – Which is part of the spring racing carnival here in Melbourne. As the day wore on, and our pockets became emptier and emptier due to poor tips from Fleur’s dad (we all imagined ex-bookies would be a good source) and the beer from the marquee also become emptier and emptier… We were graced with this little number from one of the team in his drunken (and loving) state…. Cheers, Pete [tags] drunk, drunken, speech, talk, employee, horse, races, flemington, derby [/tags]

about-pete
Pete Williams is an entrepreneur, author, and marketer from Melbourne, Australia.

Before being honored “Australia’s Richard Branson” in media publications all over the continent, Pete was just 21 years old when he sold Australia’s version of Yankee Stadium, The Melbourne Cricket Ground For Under $500! Don’t believe it? You will! Check out the story in the FAQ section (it really is our most asked question).

Since then, he’s done some cool stuff like write the international smash hit ‘How to Turn Your Million-Dollar Idea Into a Reality’ (+ the upcoming ‘It’s Not About the Product‘) and he’s created a bunch of companies including Infiniti Telecommunications, On Hold Advertising, Simply Headsets and Preneur Group.

Lots of other people think he’s pretty good too! He’s been announced as the Global Runner-Up in the JCI Creative Young Entrepreneur Awards for 2009, the Southern Region Finalist in the Ernst & Young 2010 Entrepreneur of the Year, and a member of SmartCompany’s Top 30 Under 30.

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